A Cover Letter?

To the concerned recipient,

I suppose you'd like to have an introduction to me, right? I doubt you want to. I'm simply one more person who writes words with some sincere belief that maybe I will reach a corner in life that I can be proud of - become a status symbol which everyone can herald and praise as if it was indeed a veritable feather in my - presumably - erudite cap. I digress - I write words, granted, but I'm as human as everyone else here - just that I write verbose sentences which at times make no sense, and other times are epic gibberish that leave a person in hopeless confusion.

Profound, isn't it? Profound inspirations that guide us through life as if life itself was a myriad of dreams coming true. But that's besides the point and I'm going off topic. Me, you wanted an introduction about me, am I right? Or would you like something better?

I can't offer anything better - you'd best head along somewhere far off now. But if you want to have an introduction, I'd best get started now. I'm a writer; I am a consummate human who caters in the management, administration, and delivery of words and sentences which are meant to dwell, elucidate, corroborate events off, or ponder on topics which are concerned with ideas or constructs either already in place or are already being utilized by you, fellow reader, or by someone else. So in that respect, my primary tools for the trade are the English language - in which I consider myself adept, if not articulate - and a modicum to provide you, fellow reader, a means of reading what I have prepared - it could be a computer, as this "letter" (or deviation, rather) testifies, or a piece of paper with writing done with a ballpoint, as I have been unable to procure a quill or similar lexicographical instrument (nor do I want to, frankly speaking).

My personal experience with the English language has been a rite to passage stretching back to my first essay - I believe it was the third grade, although I beg to differ and would stipulate my first step from the sixth grade, when my apprenticeship had begun in earnest. What is there to say about that experience? Well, fellow reader, it has been a journey as rowdy and vituperative as the numerous ghosts who harangued my capacity to dwell into territory that is not meant to be divulged openly. Although I wonder what they meant by that - even by the standards of "unacceptable" works of literary merit, my works were fictional accounts that could be considered light reads with a deliverable presentation, concept, and clearly defined motivation, tone, scope, topic, and idea. And since the sixth grade I have diversified into numerous genres where the expertise concerning the English language are boundless.

In specific, though, my experience in the English language can be described into two basic divisions: prose, and poetry. However, this generalization is ineffective, so I will further clarify my position in both of these aforementioned:

• In prose, I have written in both fiction and non-fiction. 
• My non-fiction itinerary is composed of historical accounts written in the form of letters, personal memoirs, philosophical gainsay (mostly), criticisms on matters pertaining to current culture, and guides towards literary criticism. There are the occasional ramblings but those do not count - they are my experimental indulgences towards pondering or improving upon techniques newly introduced for me, or rather are sharpening of already established skills I possess. Works of academic merit involve articles on topics regarding sustainable livelihood and agriculture, proposals submitted to organizations of national and international standing, two academic thesis submitted in partial fulfilment of academic necessity - one being on Computer Studies, while the other was for my Bachelors of Science in Applied Biosciences titled "Role of Host Factors in RSV Responsiveness Analyzed Using ARMS-PCR Technique".
• My fiction includes: "fan" fiction within the Warhammer 40,000 universe (a trademark of Games Workshop, although original characters are mine by right); short stories that vary in their genre (slice of life, science fiction, fantasy, historical accounts, and emotional turbulence) as well as approach (first person and third person narration or letters); and one character sheet (as of yet, my only character sheet hence developed).
• In poetry, my indulgence have been in traditional, invented, and free verse formats. I am familiar with the basic terminologies of a poetic format; however, I pursue my poetry only with the syllable count and rhyme scheme in mind, or I alternate with a focused delivery towards a narration.