Random meme

So... I won't be uploading any major news today, so I figured to go for something like a meme. borrowed from sakunokishimori .

- Spell your name without vowels
shhrzmn. Sounds likes a special effect from anime - like a Dragon Ball Z hadoken or something.
- Are you single?
Yes.
- Whats your favorite number?
3
- What color do you wear most?
... Surprisingly I never thought about that - I wear whatever comes my way to be frank. If its any respite, I wear blue.
- Least favorite color?
... none in particular really. So long as it isn't cheap blazing bright, I'm fine with whatever comes my way.
- Favorite candy?
caramel or dark chocolate.
- Are you happy with your life right now?
I'm satisfied rather than happy. Its going decent, so I'm not complaining.
- Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?
None.
- What is your favorite class in school?
Professional Ethics - its the least professional class.
- How do you make money?
Dad's my bank in real life. and here on dA through commissions.
- Who is your best friend?

- Are you outgoing?
In real life, I'm a mixed bag - I can keep a conversation running, I can talk about anything in a general context, so yeah, I'm outgoing to a basic extent.
- One word to describe you?
wayla. Urdu for "a guy with too much free time on his hands spent on his hobby or something".
- Where do you wish you were right now?
Europe - anywhere in Europe.
- Do you have a crush on anyone right now?
Well... I guess so...

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Its straight stuff... its stuff... gettit eh...
Honestly, have you done something bad today?
I kinda became irritable, although I didn't show it to anyone. I didn't do anything particularly bad today, so I'm not worried.
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?
NotenSMSK ... yesterday. Didn't have any calls today.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
I guess being a bachelor, anything makes you jealous.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?
Being badgered and pushed into doing something. I hate that.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
(nodding) yes. I do. More than anything in the world.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?
In a way.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like?
I have plenty who count as "friends" and I don't like 'em. They're in real life so there isn't any point mentioning them here. Nor am I going to mention a person from dA because that's just plain trolling. They're merely "+ friends" - nothing more. They don't exist.

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you're mad?
(sigh) I'm rolling the history tape here:
third grade, I grazed open a kid's ear by tossing a brick in his direction. He's partially deaf because of it. Also in third grade, drilled a hole through my parent's bedroom door using a dining chair.
fourth grade, beat up a girl for being a bitch.
sixth grade, punched a kid on the sternum so hard and so many times, he wasn't able to breathe for two whole hours.
ninth grade, smacked a bitch on the face.
eleventh grade, slapped one of my annoying classmates square on the face, full force.
first year in uni, snapped at a senior batch student in front of his classmates.
between 2010 and 2013... its mostly been, make very sharp and bitter comments, not restrain myself from making rebukes and sarcastically commenting. I turn racist and I curse without any restraints. If its a woman, "bitch" as a word, doesn't matter much - its like the equivalent of a period in sentences.
If pushed further, I slap without feeling any regrets for my action. Or I punch. In the general case, I'm able to hold it back.
What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad?
Personal territory. Lets just say... (deep breath) its a shitty business. I'm not answering this question.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
(nodding) thirty people by my count.

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?
Last year. Probably in May.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?
(nodding) countless times. 
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?
(shakes head) I haven't had the privilege.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?
I didn't cry on the loss of my grandmother, to be honest. I accepted it as is. With that said, I've cried on the loss of one of my cousins - she was 6 years old and she died in the October 2005 Earthquake in Islamabad (deep breath, cringes) I locked myself up in the wash-room and cried for fifteen minutes. And I had met her only twice in life.
Ever cried over the same sex?
The loss of my grandfather.
Do you cry when you get an injury?
(shakes head)
Do certain songs make you cry?
(nodding) yes, they do. The Islander by Nightwish, Nightingale by Yannni, King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men, Terra by Glass Kites, Never Letting You Go by Robb Murphy, Hope Leaves by Opeth, Funeral Song by The Rasmus, Salve Regina (A Gregorian Chant by the Benedictine Monks of the Cathedral de Notre Dame - spelled incorrectly, Notre Dame is).
Do certain movies make you cry?
The Old Man and the Sea, The Message, Tin Tin, some Samurai Jack episodes.

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?
I show happiness to others. In my own company, its a limited time only - then I just become directed to other things happening in my life.
What makes you the happiest?
Having fun just being me, laughing my ass off and not thinking about anything, and just going out of the house screaming like a wild scoundrel and being a douche.
Does being with your friends make you happy?
Yes. Without any doubt.
Do you believe in yourself?
Hit and miss. 50/50. I do and I don't. I just go ahead and make something work.
Do you wish you were happier?
I'm thankful for what I have.
Is being happy overrated?
Is it a crime if you give permission to a girl to kiss you? If it is, then happiness is overrated. If not, then happiness is overrated.
Can music make you happy?
No doubts there. Although I prefer Nintendo games.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?
I have melancholic poems flooding my gallery, does that answer your question?
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?
Truth be told - no.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?
Two girls. One was a bitch. One was a confused teenager.

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?
I hate a lot of people. I keep track by making a list.
Have you ever been on a hit list?
I'm on two.
Do you hate George Bush? Why?
Which one? Why would my opinion matter anyway?

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?
Its fairly low.
Do you think you're good looking?
(Nodding) I have enough satisfaction with my looks to have narcissistic yearnings. (smiles)
Do you wish you could be someone else?
A woman with big boobs, but the same hypersexual frustrations that I have right now. Heck, I wish I was a woman - would be able to satisfy my thoughts of my alternative universe self being a quintessential slut.

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?
Black.
What is your eye color?
Brown. Like tree bark
What is your skin tone?
Light brownish shades.
Current piercings?
None
Have any tattoos?
None.
Straight hair or curly?
Curly.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?
A few people.
Been on the phone until the sun came up?
(laughs) (nodding) three times. With said confused teenager.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?
Does shitting in one's pants count? Because I've done that... literally...
Laughed so hard you cried?
Four times.
Got in a fight with someone?
(smiles) I have.

RANDOM:
Do you get along with your parents?
We get along, yes.... I guess I do, I don't see them deliberately wanting me out of the house anytime soon. And they've been really helpful towards my well being, so I do get along with them.
Do you have mental breakdowns?
I have had mental breakdowns on occasions.

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?
5ft 9in
How much money do you have on you right now?
None.